<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27338798</id><updated>2009-10-23T12:12:34.317+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Whip Scrap</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whipscrap.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27338798/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whipscrap.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Mike</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27338798.post-115512417561241283</id><published>2006-08-09T12:48:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-08-09T12:49:35.613+01:00</updated><title type='text'>But not in the way that you think...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="justify"&gt;An Englishman, Welshman and West Indian are in hospital, waiting for their wives to give birth. There is quite a bit of pacing up and down when the nurse comes out and happily announces that they are all fathers of bouncing baby boys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"There's just one problem" she says. "Because they were all born at the same time we got the tags mixed up and we don’t know which baby belongs to whom. Would you, as their fathers, mind coming to identify them?" The men agree and walk into the delivery room and look at the babies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Immediately the Englishman stoops down and picks up the black baby. "Yes, this is definietly my baby" he says confidently.&lt;br /&gt;"Um, excuse me" says the West Indian "but I think it's fairly obvious that this is my son"&lt;br /&gt;The Englishman pulls him aside and says "I see where you're coming from mate but one of these babies is Welsh and I'm not prepared to take the risk" &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27338798-115512417561241283?l=whipscrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.jokes.vaty.net/2006/08/but-not-in-way-that-you-think.html' title='But not in the way that you think...'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whipscrap.blogspot.com/feeds/115512417561241283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27338798&amp;postID=115512417561241283' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27338798/posts/default/115512417561241283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27338798/posts/default/115512417561241283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whipscrap.blogspot.com/2006/08/but-not-in-way-that-you-think.html' title='But not in the way that you think...'/><author><name>Mike</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03010116134339124936'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27338798.post-115512398041222965</id><published>2006-08-09T12:36:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-08-09T12:46:20.426+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Dimitri Daniloff</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/310/2877/1600/001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/310/2877/400/001.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/310/2877/1600/002.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/310/2877/400/002.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Dimitri Daniloff" href="http://www.ohlsson.de/dimitri/advertising/DIMITRIDANILOFF.html" rel="bookmark"&gt;Dimitri Daniloff&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27338798-115512398041222965?l=whipscrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whipscrap.blogspot.com/feeds/115512398041222965/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27338798&amp;postID=115512398041222965' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27338798/posts/default/115512398041222965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27338798/posts/default/115512398041222965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whipscrap.blogspot.com/2006/08/dimitri-daniloff.html' title='Dimitri Daniloff'/><author><name>Mike</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03010116134339124936'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>